Quickly Cash - Coming To Your Town!
The Quickly Cash Story
We have a saying here at headquarters. That saying is that a town without a Quickly Cash is pretty much no town at all. Free money. No hassles. Rampant, sprawling development. Folks, this is capitalism at its finest, and there is little doubt as to why our stores have become so popular. Because while normal businesses require you to provide services in exchange for nominal wages, our payday advances give you money for free.
We give you more money, you do less work. It's the American Dream personified, and it's the wave of the future. You can either ride this wave straight to the bank, or organize your pathetic little committees and try - in vain - to fight us. The choice, between good-old-fashioned American progress or communism - is yours. We believe it's a clear one.
Chances are, it's already begun in your town. And rest assured, this cash advance craze is not just a flash in the pan. We're is here to stay. From coast to coast, and particularly in the fine American heartland (sometimes referred to as the "fly-over" or the "red" states), consumers are rushing to the payday advance strip mall like it's their job. It's not, but at might as well be. It sure gets you money faster!
- Here's the catch, however. You need to hold down a job in order to qualify for a payday loan. 'Cause a payday loan is an advance against your next payday, see. Here's a tip - just apply for a job at the payday advance loan store! If it's not already the biggest employer in your town, or the whole country, it will be soon enough!
- Once you verify your employment (whatever it may be) with our lenders, along with your identification, you need wait only 24 brief hours before a cash advance up to $500.00 becomes yours. We will need your bank account information as well, of course.
- When the agreed upon date rolls around, you repay us along with the applicable fees. These charges are not meant to make things more difficult on you, but to ensure the expansion of our service to more and more towns like yours. Everybody deserves to experience the magic of payday loans.